is magic real or not I need to know?
Lorena April 14th, 2010
There are so many problems in this world and I want to fix that.I want power in order to do that.I want to make myself invisible and go into hospitals and cure people of their ailments.Whether they be physical or mental.Also there are many injustices in this world that I want to punish.By that I mean I want to turn the person or persons responsible for these injustices into creatures called goons.Goons are small about the size of a chimp,and they sit in an indian position and can’t move,they also have coal black skin,and thick blubbery lips,and I want to take them to an establishment that I created in my mind called "the fun house"Its modeled after charenton from the movie "Quillls"and take them to the dungeon in there and put them in cages that are suspended from the ceiling and keep them in there forever.I will feed them nothing but bread and water for the rest of their lives.I also want to take women that I love to "the fun house"and keep them as lovers.To help the families of my lovers cope with their loss (I’m never going to let them leave,but don’t worry I’ll treat them humanely Ill give them a nice feather bed to sleep on,I’ll give them anything they want for breakfast,lunch,and dinner,I’ll give them weights so that they can keep in shape,I’ll give them a gameboy advance and some games to entertain them,and I’ll give them a newspaper everyday so that they can keep up with the current state of affairs,and I’ll give them a mindwipe so that they will forget that they ever had a family)Anyway to help their families cope with their loss I”ll use my powers to reveal the secret lottery numbers go to a store put in those numbers get the ticket and I’ll make myself invisible and go into my lovers house and put it on the table with a note that says These are the winning lottery numbers to help you cope with your loss"I’ll do that once a year for each lover"i won’t do that for any of the goons though,because they were bad people when they were human.Let me clear up who I will and will not turn into goons.I would never turn a bully into a goon unless he did something that just went too far like if he brought a dangerous weapon on school grounds or he framed the victim for a crime that he did not commit and got him expelled from school.I do this because I believe that bullying is a right of passage,but there are times when the bully just goes too far.Also I would never turn a prostitue into a goon unless she either killed one of her jons who couldn’t pay,or she had a dangerous STD but continued her craft anyway endangering the public.I would only turn bad people into goons.Can anyone teach me magic powers? Because I have so many wonderful plans for this world.If you can teach me magic powers but they require months of hard work and dedication,then lets wait until I can make enough money to move out of my parents home.